Re: Ashlee Flux - Body Suit Escort
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:26 am
Ashlee Flux,
prostitute and poet, has made 4 successful attempts at being funny on stage. Ashlee has recklessly decided to risk that 100% success rate by appearing on stage a fifth time at Bar Wotever.
Comedy with Ashlee Flux
Ashlee Flux In her first performance, Ashlee talked about her experiences as a sex worker and ranted about how politicians and the law tend to approach prostitution. Being able to see the funny side of life, it naturally included a few jokes.
She enjoyed the laughs so much she began to focus primarily on that and, tentatively, to call it "comedy".
Contact
I offer sessions between the hours of 9 am and 9 pm, to clients aged 18+ only. During these hours you can call 07811 939 141 to make an appointment with me.
Please ensure that you are fully informed about me and the sessions I offer before calling. This can be done by taking the time to read my adultwork profile in full.
Appointments are sometimes available the same day and can also be made up to a week in advance.
Please note that it is not possible to make an appointment if you withhold your number.
Poet
Afterwards
Floated out to buy milk and the bloke said to me:
Are you tattooed all over? You must let me see.
My reaction was: Oh, an instruction to strip
My hand automatically went to my zip
Then thought: wait a minute, I’m stood at a till
If I were to disrobe here they’d call the old bill
Besides which, oh shop man, we’re strangers, etcetera
You may wish to see me, don’t mean I should let ya
My problem right here is the wrong mental state.
In the end I said simply: Bit cold for that, mate.
prostitute and poet, has made 4 successful attempts at being funny on stage. Ashlee has recklessly decided to risk that 100% success rate by appearing on stage a fifth time at Bar Wotever.
Comedy with Ashlee Flux
Ashlee Flux In her first performance, Ashlee talked about her experiences as a sex worker and ranted about how politicians and the law tend to approach prostitution. Being able to see the funny side of life, it naturally included a few jokes.
She enjoyed the laughs so much she began to focus primarily on that and, tentatively, to call it "comedy".
Contact
I offer sessions between the hours of 9 am and 9 pm, to clients aged 18+ only. During these hours you can call 07811 939 141 to make an appointment with me.
Please ensure that you are fully informed about me and the sessions I offer before calling. This can be done by taking the time to read my adultwork profile in full.
Appointments are sometimes available the same day and can also be made up to a week in advance.
Please note that it is not possible to make an appointment if you withhold your number.
Poet
Afterwards
Floated out to buy milk and the bloke said to me:
Are you tattooed all over? You must let me see.
My reaction was: Oh, an instruction to strip
My hand automatically went to my zip
Then thought: wait a minute, I’m stood at a till
If I were to disrobe here they’d call the old bill
Besides which, oh shop man, we’re strangers, etcetera
You may wish to see me, don’t mean I should let ya
My problem right here is the wrong mental state.
In the end I said simply: Bit cold for that, mate.